Because real tears are for off-duty hours—and even then, there’s coffee. This rugged ceramic mug features a clean illustration of a steaming cup tucked snugly into a duty belt, with bold tactical-style text that reads: “BEAT COPS DON’T CRY” and smaller subtext underneath: “We Just Drink More Coffee.”
Designed in classic black and tan tones, this mug is built for the patrol desk, the evidence room break table, or the passenger seat of your cruiser. Whether you’re grinding through graveyard shift or gearing up for morning madness, this mug tells the world that emotions can wait—caffeine comes first.
Part of The Salty Sgt collection, where dark humor and duty meet in every sip.
Product Features:
11oz or 15oz ceramic mug options
Glossy white finish with bold black/tan print
Printed on both sides for lefties and righties
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Designed for durability shift after shift
Perfect For:
Patrol officers who know the real meaning of emotional suppression
Morning roll calls and midnight morale boosts
Copaganda connoisseurs and sarcasm lovers
Gifting to your favorite salty squad member or coffee-fueled dispatcher
