You’ve heard of officer-involved incidents… now meet the real cause of most shift delays: caffeine.
This Caffeine-Related Incident tee from The Salty Sgt features a striking silhouette of a body outline gripping a coffee mug, wrapped in curling crime scene tape. Designed in minimalist monochrome with light tan accents, it captures the true crime of every morning—coffee first, questions later.
Whether you’re sipping on black coffee during briefing or crashing after shift, this shirt delivers just the right dose of sarcasm for law enforcement pros and tired souls alike. It’s dark. It’s dry. It’s disturbingly accurate.
Product Features:
Unisex fit for comfort and easy style
100% soft, breathable cotton
High-quality direct-to-garment print
Minimalist line art with vintage-style serif text
Perfect for casual wear, roll call, or the midnight shift meltdown
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out
Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
Do not iron directly on design
Perfect For:
Patrol zombies and caffeine junkies
Crime scene humor fans
Morning shift survivors
Officers, dispatchers, or coffee-obsessed civilians
