Evidence of a Long Shift Tee | The Salty Sgt

Tragedy. Comedy. Carbs.

This minimalist tee captures the silent story every cop recognizes—an abandoned parking cone, a half-buried donut, and the aftermath of one hell of a shift. With an off-center, asymmetrical layout, the scene is equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking.

The caption “Evidence of a Long Shift” sits below in clean, understated text. Rendered in white, orange, and dull navy, the design leaves just enough unsaid to make you smirk—or sigh.

For the officer who’s worked late, skipped meals, and still found humor in it all.

From The Salty Sgt — finding irony in the everyday.

Product Features:

• Unisex heavy cotton t-shirt

• High-quality print on soft, breathable fabric

• Minimalist off-center design with tactical sarcasm

• Tear-away label for added comfort

Perfect For:

• Patrol officers and night shift veterans

• Law enforcement humor collectors

• Casual roll call wear

• Gifts for those who know the taste of cold coffee and missed donuts

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach or iron design

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  Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
  Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
  Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50