Gear Up, Breakdown Later – Sarcastic Duty Belt Coffee Mug | The Salty Sgt

Start your shift with sarcasm strong enough to wake the dead—and the coffee to match.

The Gear Up, Breakdown Later coffee mug from The Salty Sgt features crisp line art of a duty belt with brutally honest labels like “Snack Holster,” “Mood Stabilizer,” and “Ticket Printer.” It's finished with bold tactical-style text that reads: “Gear Up, Breakdown Later,” because caffeine is the only thing standing between you and a full-blown meltdown.

Whether you’re heading to briefing, writing reports, or silently judging from dispatch, this mug is the perfect shift companion. Designed with muted navy and gray tones for a minimal yet bold statement, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows in the squad room.

This isn’t just a coffee mug—it’s emotional support in ceramic form.

Product Features:

• 11oz and 15oz ceramic sizes available

• Glossy finish with bold print on both sides

• Microwave and dishwasher safe

• Classic white base with durable graphic application

• Ideal for hot coffee, sarcasm, or both

Care Instructions:

• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended)

• Microwave safe

• Do not use as an actual mood stabilizer

Perfect For:

• Cops who carry more snacks than gear

• Salty sergeants and sarcastic squadmates

• Stress-fueled caffeine addicts

• Police academy graduates and shift veterans

• Anyone who knows “gear up” means “emotionally prepare”

  	11oz	15oz
  Height, in	3.74	4.61
  Diameter, in	3.15	3.43