Because glitter doesn't just ruin evidence—it ruins lives.
This mug says what every crime scene tech and street cop already knows: glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. With a bold biohazard symbol made of shimmering particles and a sarcastic caution tape border, it delivers a clear message in loud, hazard-yellow text: “GLITTER IS A CRIME SCENE CONTAMINANT.”
Designed on a deep navy background for maximum impact, this mug is perfect for early shifts, night watch, or venting over roll call coffee. Whether you’re brewing in the briefing room or sipping from behind the tape, this cup keeps it real—and keeps it salty.
From The Salty Sgt, where we take sarcasm seriously (but not glitter).
Product Features:
11 oz ceramic mug
Durable high-gloss finish
Design printed on both sides
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Bright yellow and navy color scheme for high-visibility humor
