Glitter Is a Crime Scene Contaminant T-Shirt

If it sparkles, it skews the evidence.

This one’s for the forensics nerds, evidence techs, or any cop who's ever tried to log a glitter-covered exhibit without losing their mind. Featuring a bold biohazard symbol made of glitter particles, surrounded by a sarcastic caution tape border and loud, caution-font text that declares:
“GLITTER IS A CRIME SCENE CONTAMINANT.”

Set against a deep navy backdrop with bright hazard-yellow highlights, this tee balances forensic frustration with sparkling satire. Whether you're logging chain of custody or dodging preschool craft projects, this is your new favorite uniform—off duty or not.

From The Salty Sgt, this shirt warns civilians and coworkers alike: Keep your glitter away from the crime scene… and your patrol car.

Product Features:

Unisex fit, classic crew neck
100% preshrunk heavy cotton
High-quality DTG printing
Shoulder taping and double-stitched hems for durability
Bold contrast design perfect for statement wear

Color Options:

Navy, Black, Military Green

Great For:

Crime scene techs and forensic units
Officers with glitter-related PTSD
Sarcastic squadmates
Holiday parties with kids (you’ve been warned)

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out
No bleach unless it’s non-chlorine
Tumble dry low

Do not iron directly on the print

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50