IF FOUND ASLEEP – DO NOT WAKE, WILL BITE – Patrol Humor Mug

Before caffeine, there are no promises. You've been warned.

From the unapologetically exhausted minds behind The Salty Sgt, this 11oz or 15oz ceramic coffee mug features a cartoon-style drawing of a passed-out officer — report book on chest, cap crooked, drool bubble forming — with bold comic-style lettering that reads:
“IF FOUND ASLEEP – DO NOT WAKE, WILL BITE.”

It’s the perfect desk accessory for anyone who’s running on zero sleep, five reports behind, and one bad interaction away from snapping. Built to hold your first (or fifth) cup of wake-up juice, this mug is ideal for the sarcastic shift warrior who believes coffee is a personality stabilizer.

Design Features:

• Cartoon artwork of a snoozing officer with gear

• Bold text: “IF FOUND ASLEEP – DO NOT WAKE, WILL BITE”

• Clean black, navy, and white design

• Printed on both sides for lefties and righties

• Glossy finish, microwave and dishwasher safe

Mug Details:

• Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes

• High-quality ceramic build

• Durable sublimation printing

• Safe for dishwasher and microwave

• Perfect for station coffee, home brew, or keeping coworkers away

Perfect For:

• Graveyard shift legends and breakroom survivors

• Officers, dispatchers, EMTs, and jail staff

• Birthday, academy graduation, or squad gift

• That one coworker who always looks like they're one call away from quitting

  	11oz	15oz
  Height, in	3.74	4.61
  Diameter, in	3.15	3.43