IF FOUND ASLEEP – DO NOT WAKE, WILL BITE – Unisex Patrol Nap Tee

You’ve survived the shift… barely. Let the shirt do the warning.

From The Salty Sgt, this "IF FOUND ASLEEP – DO NOT WAKE, WILL BITE" t-shirt speaks the universal language of overworked officers everywhere. Featuring a cartoon-style drawing of a passed-out cop with their report book on their chest, cap sideways, and a little drool bubble, this tee captures what everyone on night shift already knows — disturbing a resting officer may have consequences.

Rendered in bold black, navy, and white tones, the comic-style font shouts the warning loud and clear so nobody has to. It’s equal parts humor, exhaustion, and truth — with just the right dose of sarcasm.

Design Features:

• Cartoon drawing of a sleeping officer with cap askew and drool bubble

• Open report book across chest

• Bold comic-style text: “IF FOUND ASLEEP – DO NOT WAKE, WILL BITE”

• Simple black, navy, and white palette

• Printed large and clear across the chest

T-Shirt Details:

• Unisex fit – true to size and super comfortable

• 100% cotton with durable stitching

• Shoulder taping for structure and fit retention

• Double-needle hems for long-lasting wear

• Available in black, navy, white, and heather grey

Perfect For:

• Graveyard shift warriors and nap ninjas

• FTOs, rookies, and sarcastic veterans

• Gifts for tired officers with a sense of humor

• Roll call laughs and squad room bonding

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  Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
  Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
  Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50