Miranda Rights (Optional) Mug | The Salty Sgt

“You have the right to remain silent. You just don’t have the ability.”
Sip your sarcasm with this bold ceramic mug featuring a sharp twist on the classic Miranda warning. Whether you're running on caffeine and case files or just need something to fend off morning small talk, this mug delivers a dose of law enforcement humor with every sip.

Designed for cops, dispatchers, and anyone fluent in sarcasm, this is more than just a coffee mug—it’s a statement piece for your desk, cruiser console, or report-writing fortress.

Part of the Salty Sgt collection, where truth, coffee, and tactful disrespect meet in the middle.

Product Features:

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug sizes

• High-quality sublimation print on both sides

• Microwave and dishwasher safe

• Glossy white finish with crisp black typography

• Durable enough for duty desk or roll call table abuse

Perfect For:

• Officers tired of hearing “Am I being detained?”

• Morning people who aren’t really “people”

• Sarcastic squad mates and shift gifts

• Anyone in need of a legally sound laugh over coffee

Care Instructions:

• Microwave safe

• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended)

• Do not attempt to read Miranda rights to your mug

  	11oz	15oz
  Height, in	3.74	4.61
  Diameter, in	3.15	3.43