“You have the right to remain silent. You just don’t have the ability.” This sarcastic spin on Miranda is the perfect fit for law enforcement officers who’ve been through one too many late-night field interviews or parking lot lectures. Featuring a bold, clean layout with vintage-inspired serif text, this shirt serves attitude with authority.
At the center: a mock Miranda warning that’s less courtroom and more breakroom—ideal for those who know that sometimes, silence really isn't an option.
Whether you're patrolling the streets or holding court in the squad room, this tee from The Salty Sgt speaks volumes (so you don’t have to).
Product Features:
Unisex fit for all officers and smartasses
Heavyweight 100% cotton for duty-day durability
Double-stitched hems for extra toughness
Crisp screen-printed text that holds up to hard use
Available in heather gray, navy, and charcoal
Perfect For:
Patrol officers who’ve memorized the real Miranda
Detectives tired of unsolicited confessions
Law enforcement gift-givers with a twisted sense of humor
Off-duty wear that warns the talkers ahead of time
