Some chase adrenaline. Others chase with nicotine and a side of poor life choices.
The “Pursuit Powered by Nicotine and Regret” tee from The Salty Sgt is for the night shift warriors, burnout chasers, and anyone who knows that some of the wildest pursuits are fueled by caffeine, a cigarette, and questionable decisions.
This bold design features a silhouette of a patrol car mid-run, with cigarette smoke curling from the driver’s window—a nod to every officer who’s been “10-95” at 90 mph with a Marlboro dangling from their lip. The phrase “Pursuit Powered by Nicotine and Regret” circles the image in a clean, curved path, setting the tone in bold dark gray and navy.
It's not for everyone—just the ones who’ve been there.
Design Features:
Patrol car silhouette with rising cigarette smoke
Circular text path: “Pursuit Powered by Nicotine and Regret”
Bold navy and charcoal gray print for a clean, tactical feel
Minimalist yet gritty aesthetic that makes a statement
Tee Specs:
Unisex fit
100% heavy cotton for durability and structure
Double-needle stitching and taped shoulders
Designed for off-duty sarcasm or on-duty coffee runs
Available in multiple colorways that complement dark print tones
Perfect For:
Veteran patrol officers, night shift junkies, and FTOs with mileage
Casual wear, post-shift hangs, or squad room banter
Gifts for cops who know that regret builds character—and stories
