Because paperwork doesn’t file itself—but sarcasm helps.
This Salty Sgt original brings dry wit to the dark art of report writing. The design features a clean line drawing of a comically tall stack of paperwork, each page adorned with brutally honest labels like “Accurate-ish,”“Submitted Eventually,” and “Definitely Not From Memory.” Centered above it all is the damning truth: “Stack of Shame.”
Rendered in muted gray and dusty blue, this tee pairs quiet frustration with clean design—just like your last 12-hour shift.
Product Features:
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
100% cotton for comfort and breathability
Durable print with sharp lines and subtle tones
Reinforced shoulders and ribbed knit collar for structure
Tear-away tag to reduce irritation
Perfect For:
Report warriors with a sense of humor
Burnt-out beat cops and midnight scribes
Gifting to your favorite sarcastic partner
Wearing to court, roll call, or while typing with tears
