Fuel your patience (and your sarcasm) with The Salty Sgt’s signature mug for the mentally exhausted and caffeine-dependent. This ceramic mug features a clean, minimalistic broken handcuff icon and bold stencil-style text that reads: “YOU CAN’T CUFF STUPID – BUT WE TRY.”
Designed in faded black on a charcoal or olive green-style backdrop, it’s the perfect desk companion for report writing, briefing table rants, or that sacred 90 seconds of peace before dispatch ruins your day.
Whether you’re a night shift vet or academy hopeful, this mug speaks the truth every LEO knows deep down: you can't fix it, but damn it, you can write it up.
Design Features:
Simple broken handcuff graphic
Centered stencil text: "YOU CAN’T CUFF STUPID – BUT WE TRY"
Available in 11oz and 15oz ceramic sizes
Clean, sarcastic, and professional enough for the evidence room
Mug Details:
Glossy ceramic construction
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Print appears on both sides (lefty/righty friendly)
Great for coffee, tea, or a splash of tactical bitterness
Perfect For:
Patrol officers, jail staff, and dispatchers
Sarcastic shift supervisors and salty sergeants
Morning roll call, report writing, or squadroom coffee stations
